Happy Friday: Happy Holidays!!


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Happy Friday my pepperminty little love monkeys! Did you wrap up this week like a herd of elves in the wrapping room at the North Pole on Christmas Eve? You’re jing-jing-jingly right you did!

Well I’m a good little elf and I have all my shopping and wrapping done! On the docket for today, one apple pie, a batch of Oreo Balls and another batch of Spritz cookies.

So, because all my little love monkeys are on the “so naughty it’s nice” list, I’m going to treat you with some pretty pretty pictures of pretty pretty Christmas boys!

And to top off this hunk tree

In all seriousness, I hope each and every one of my special little love monkeys have a wonderful and safe holiday, from Mama Monkey and the Monkey Family!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Oh My Monday!


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Greetings my little gingerbread love monkeys!

Speaking of gingerbread, I am enjoying a bit of gingerbread house roof with my coffee this morning. Yum!

And speaking of yum I shall move on to the “Oh MY!” section of Oh My Monday!

All together now..

OH MY!

Who knew putting lights up on one’s Christmas tree could be so much fun? It has always been that one part of putting up the tree that I have always dreaded, hence my having a tree with the lights already on it. However, I may have to re-think my tree lighting options 😉

Well, this is a short but sweet little blog as I have eleventy billion things to get done today. Seriously, go the store to get tights & shoes for the girls, a dress shirt for the middle boy, take and pick up the oldest boy at odd times because of finals, pick up the rest of the kids, wrap presents, the middle boy has Winter program rehearsal, the girls have their winter program AND the boys have their Civil Air Patrol Christmas party. Needless to say, I’m a busy little elf today.

Stay tuned later in the week and see what other pretties I can find for you 🙂

Until next time,

Patty <3

 

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Author! Author! Blog Bounce!


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Hidey ho-ho-ho my sparkly little love monkeys!

Lorda mercy it has been freaking COLD here in sunny SoCal! Seriously, I’m seriously thinking about hunting down my ice scraper because my windshield has been iced over in the morning. Why are you laughing? I have an ice scraper! I do! It was a gift from my good friend Cindy (of Sweeping Cindy) and her husband Erich, they are from Canada and thought it was hilarious that I didn’t know what an ice scraper was. Granted, when they handed it to me I thought it was some weird spatula, but that’s neither here nor there, the fact is, I have an ice scraper, damn it! Now I just have to find what I did with it.

Okay, so it’s Thursday and you know what that means, it’s Author! Author! Blog Bounce! time! So I’m sure you are wondering what kind of photo I have found for you today? I’ve found Santa on a trampoline, of course!

Heehee! So jump on the trampoline with Santa and bounce on over to the Omnific Publishing Blog and join in on all the bouncetastic fun!

Stay tuned for tomorrow because I have something fun for your viewing pleasure. No, I’m not going to tell you what it is, you have to tune in tomorrow to see!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Oh My Monday!


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Greetings my hall decking little love monkeys!

Have you gotten all your holiday shopping done? I can happily say that I have! GO ME! Now I just have to wrap it all. Oy.

So, just a couple of things for you today, one, I found this looking for some sexy Christmas man and if I had to see it, so do you.

Note: this photo is labeled “wrongsanta” in my files because the levels of wrong that this is..well, there just aren’t enough levels OF wrong for this.

Okay, now seriously, first, head on over to Omnific Publishing and buy that romance novel for that romance novel lover in your life, because you have 4 more days to be entered to win a $100 Amazon gift card! Want more deets? Check out Omnific’s Blog!

Also, check out Book-n-Kisses and see what my favorite things about winter are and enter to win an e-copy of Cat O’ Nine Tails and swag package!

And don’t forget, you can get your Cat O’ Nine Tails wear over at the Official Cat O’ Nine Tails Merch Store!

That’s all I have for you today my darlings, stay tuned for more blog fun later this week!

Until next time,

Patty <3

Okay, here’s a pretty to make up for the Wrong Santa

Orrin makes is all better, doesn’t he 😉

 

 

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Happy Friday: Cat O’ Nine Tails Merch Is Here!


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Happy Friday my sugar plumb love monkeys! Did you put this week on the “naughty” list and give it a big ol’ lump of coal? You’re ho-ho-ho-da-lee right you did!

Well, sorry about the late posting. Some fargin ice hole hacked my website! Needless to say bad words were said, violent actions pondered and a plague a ten thousand itches that can’t be reached were wished upon said hacker. Oh yeah, I have the power to launch the plague of ten thousand unreachable itches on a person. It’s a dirty job, but someone has to have the power.

ANYWAY, let’s move on to better things shall we? Like this..

Ah, that’s better, isn’t it?

Also, just in time for the holidays, my amazing publisher, Omnific Publishing, has launched a merchandise store! That’s right, you can now have your official Cat O’ Nine Tails T-Shirt

 

Tote bag

Travel Mug

Ceramic Mug

And Mousepad!

Pretty cool huh? I think it’s pretty cool! I’m probably going to get one of everything because I’m OCD that way 😉 There are two kinds of T-Shirts available on the site, so check ’em both out at the Official Omnific Publishing Cat O’ Nine Tails Merch Store!

Order something and I promise I shall send that nice, young, hunky gentleman up above to deliver it for you!

Okay, so I don’t have THAT power, but if you need to smite someone with the plague of ten thousand of unreachable itches, I’m your gal 🙂

So, that’s all I have for you today my canoodly little love monkeys! Stay tuned next week to see what kind holiday pretties/funnies I can come up with. Be good to the ones you love and one stranger, you could just make their day 🙂

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Author! Author! Blog Bounce!


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Hidey ho my sugary little love monkeys!

Well, mere hours after my Oh My Monday blog on Monday I was struck by the black death, otherwise known as Ryan’s Plague, thusly named after my second son because he brought said nastiness into our lives. And when I say struck, I mean like walloped with a brick wall, note that is not just one brick but an entire WALL of bricks! Yes, it was that bad. Let’s just say I now have a very intimate relationship with my toilet. Mind you, I’m not a whiner when it comes to being sick, but I hope to shout it was THAT BAD!

However, I can now classify myself as “human” once again 🙂

Okay, well, it’s Thursday and you know what that means, it’s time to get on your bouncing implement and bounce along with Omnific Publishing’s Author! Author! Blog Bounce! Maybe you’ll join Santa and grab a nearby pogo stick!

Yeah, I know I’ve done a pogo stick before, but this is Santa on a pogo stick! SANTA Y’ALL! How awesome is that?!?

So join with the Jolly Old Elf and head on over to the bounce!

Check it, there is a sale on some awesome books over at Omnific and the deets are in their blog! So, bounce my little love monkeys, bounce your wee little tails off!

That’s all I have for you today, stay tuned for tomorrow’s Happy Friday blog post and remember, who loves you? I DO!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Oh My Monday!


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Greetings my ramalamadingdong little love monkeys!

So, I got some exciting news last night! I could tell you right now, but even if I tell you about it, you can’t act on said excitedness quite yet. That being said, as soon as I get the go-ahead, I promise I will let you know, it may even call for a special blog!

Everyone all together now, Oooooooo Ahhhhhhhh!

That’s pretty much all I have for you today so, to make up for the Teasy McTeaserson air of this blog I shall give you something pretty to look at, because that’s just how I roll.

Oh, okay, since it’s the holidays..

 

Right! Ho-ho-ho!

Stay tuned for goodies later in the week!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Happy Friday: Hairy or Smooth?


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Happy Friday my shiny little love monkeys! Did you leap on this week like a cheetah and drag it to the ground, thus making it submit to your cheetah like awesomeness? You’re sure as heck right you did!

So, I believe yesterday that I promised I’d post a photo of a pretty boy for you today. Well, hold on to your tails because I’ve got multiple photos for your viewing pleasure today. I would also like to pose a question to my darlings, what is it that you prefer in your shirtless, hunky, menfolk? Do you prefer your guys with chest hair, happy trial only or completely hair free?

Me, personally, I likes me a hairy man. Not overtly hairy, I mean I don’t want to have to take a comb to him and make a part to see a nipple, but a nice sprinkling of hair just brings a rugged, manly quality. Observe, I’ve found a couple of pretty men that have been both hairy and hair free.

Chris Evans (one of my personal faves because he’s pretty and funny, always an excellent combo) hairy,

Hair free,

Another example, Henry Cavill, the new face of Superman, hair free,

Hairy (not to mention in period costume from the Tudors and I LOVES me some period costume)

Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick the likes of Kellan Lutz out of the bed for eating crackers,

But I think he would look infinitely sexier with chest hair

Yeah, I know this is Chris Evans again, but come on he’s just soooo pretty! Granted I haven’t a clue what this scent smells like, nor do I give a flying fig, I would buy it just based on the ad alone.

So, which do you prefer? Hair? Don’t care about the chest as long as there is a happy trail? Completely hair free? Inquiring minds want to know!

Okay, so it’s just me but share your preference and an example photo, if you are so inclined.

Well, that’s all from me this week my special little love monkeys! Nothing deep or thought provoking, just pretty pictures and shallow quandries, because that’s just how I roll. Have a great weekend and stay tuned for next week’s blog shenanigans!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Author! Author! Blog Bounce!


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Hidey ho my toasty little love monkeys!

Well, it is officially December! I’ve got my family photo page done and my holiday cards purchased, so now I just need to carve out some time to send them out. Yep, I still throw it down old school style and rock the snail mail holiday greetings. Why do I still do it, even though every year I get less and less in return? For that reason I just stated. BECAUSE I get less, I get the sense that holiday greeting card via snail mail is a dying tradition.

How about you? Do you still send out seasons greetings? Do you do the family photo, the what-happened-this-year letter or just a card? I’m just curious 🙂

Alrighty, let’s get on with the bounce, shall we?

Now, we’ve done this for some time now, so you all know how it works right? So pick up your paddle ball set and bounce on over to Omnific’s blog! 

Pirate paddle ball, naturally! Okay, truth? I loathe paddle ball! Why? Well, for the simple reason that I am paddle ball challenged. It’s that damn elastic string that throws me. I can work the paddle with a string free ball like no one’s business though!

Another truth the term “free ball” makes me think of a dude going commando and that sends me into fits of giggles, because let’s face it, I’m really just a 12yr old boy on the inside. I think farts are funny and could probably live off of Pixie Stix, Kool Aid, and Mac-N-Cheese if left to my own devices.

But, I digress.

So bounce along, say hi to my homies, join in and I promise I’ll post a picture of a pretty boy in tomorrow’s blog 😀 You know you want THAT!

That’s it today, my love monkeys, stay tuned for tomorrow’s Happy Friday blog!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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