Oh My Monday-No, I’m Not Dead…Yet Edition

Posted on by Patricia Leever

Greetings my darling, spectacular, wonderful, beautiful, spledorific, amazing and all around glorious little love monkeys!

As you might have read from the title of this wee little blog, that no, I am not rotting in a ditch somewhere. Nope I am, in fact, alive!

Now, if you remember from my last blog post, waaaaaaaay back three weeks ago, I had been knocked in the gut by brochitis turned out I was wasn’t just knocked in the gut, but I was completely knocked out! And then just as I’m starting to feel like a human being again, I slipped and fell down my stairs. When I say I fell, I mean I FELL! My foot slipped off of about the second step from the top and I slid down the entire flight of stairs. Needless to say I wound up in the ER that night with a possible broken elbow.

Luckily the elbow wasn’t broken but I bruised the hell out of the bottom of the humerus (the upper arm bone) a nasty tricep contusion (the muscle on the under side of the upper arm) and step shaped bruising on my ass.

What really sucked was, while I was down I couldn’t even get any work done because not only was I down one arm (ever tried to type one handed?) but on top of that I was schwacked out on pain meds.

But I’m on the mend and back to limited mobility. The problem with that, at least with me, is that I tend to overdo it. I feel good so I do everything like I do on the regular and my regular is too much and I wind up down for a day or two as a result. The thing is, I KNOW I’m like this and I try to make a conscious effort to NOT do too much too soon but it never seems to work. At least I didn’t wind up back in the ER like I have in the past.

Yeah, I’m that girl. Hubs told me that it had been a while since I’d hurt myself and wound up in the ER so he figured I was due. I felt the love ๐Ÿ˜‰

So, here I am, back in action albeit on a limited scale, but I’m back to work I even edited a chapter for my pre-reader today and after I’m done here I’m heading into another chapter. Please stay tuned, I’m going to try to be back later this week and I am going to do my best to be back by Friday. Even if I’m back on the pain meds and the blog makes no sense, I will do my damnedest to give something to my little love monkeys! Thank you so much for sticking around <3

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Happy Friday: 2012 Edition!

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Happy Friday my shiny little love monkeys! Did you ring in the New Year with the sound of two thousand and twelve bells, thus proclaiming your dominance over this year and letting it know that you, yes YOU are its master and commander? You’re firecrackin right you did!

So, with aid of the wonderful world of pharmaceuticals, I’ve knocking this bronchitis on its proverbial arse! That’s right, I’m loaded full of antibiotics and steroids and I’m not afraid to punch bronchitis in the throat, so to speak ๐Ÿ˜‰

That being said, I’ve been trying to take it easy and rest my body and as a result my brain (and fingers) are working overtime polishing up my next offering. And I have to say, I’m coming along quite nicely, trying to knock out a chapter or two a day, for the last couple of days especially.

Of course that means that my Christmas tree is still up, I’ve only taken care of one of the two main New Year chores I’d wanted to complete by now and my couch has a nice ass print where I’ve been sitting hunched over my laptop. However, I did manage to hunt down a pretty picture for you.

This isย Jamie Dornan, you might recognize him as the Huntsman from ABC’s show, Once Upon A Time. The show is okay, I mostly watch just to see him because he’s pretty and he has an accent and y’all know how I loves me an accent. Plus, in this photo he’s all wet and y’all KNOW my feelings on photos of pretty, wet, men ๐Ÿ˜€

Anywhoodle, that’s all I have for you today, I’ve got to get my wee little fingers to typing and my brain to bubbling. Have a great weekend my darlings and stay tuned for next week blog shenanigans.

Until next time,

Patty <3



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Author! Author! Blog Bounce!

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Hidey ho my bouncy little love monkeys!

It’s Thursday and it’s time for the first Author! Author! Blog Bounce! of 2012!

Look at that, a frog welcoming 2012 and he’s BOUNCING! Oh yes, I still gots it ladies and germs! I may have rung in this New Year with a raging fever and a case of Bronchitis, but I plan on attacking this year like this..

That’s right! That crying little monster boy, that’s the Bronchitis and I’m going to snatch this year and bounce like hell with it! I’ve got another book that I’m preparing to send to the publisher AND a sequel to Cat O’ Nine Tails to create. I know that doesn’t sound like a lot, but trust me, that is some serious business!

So, how about you? What big plans do you have for this year? Whatever you have planned you have an extra day to do it, because it’s a leap year!

That’s all I have for you today my darlings, stay tuned for the first Happy Friday edition of 2012!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Oh My Monday; Happy New Year!!

Posted on by Patricia Leever

Happy New Year my sparkly little love monkeys! Well, we made it into 2012 and the world didn’t end!


As you can see, I did not fall off the face of the Internet, I just hit my bandwidth limit for the month, probably over doing it with the pretty boy photos. Oopsie, my bad.

But they were worth it right?

So, what does this New Year bring for you? Anything exciting?

For me, I’m hoping to bring you another tale from my wee little brain. I’m hard at work getting it ready to present to my amazing publisher. I don’t want to give too much away but I can say that this one is a different genre than Cat O’ Nine Tails. This one is more along the lines of Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance and it will be the first book in a series of 3!

I also plan to discover the, as yet undiscovered, secret pocket in every woman’s bladder. You know which one I’m talking about right? The one that has some sort of valve the releases whenever you cough or sneeze, thus releasing a squirt. I’m calling it the D-Pocket, that’s short for the Damn it Pocket because that is what you say whenever it releases. Don’t believe me? just wait until it happens again, the first words out of your mouth will be, “Damn it!”

And yes, it is secret from your bladder because you could have just gone to the restroom, sneeze/cough and sure as hell you will have a squirt. I should also note that jumping, running or laughing could also trigger the release of said D-Pocket.

So, if you happened to miss the last blog post you can find it here, there are pretty pictures, so be sure to check it!

Well, that’s all I have for you today. I will be back later this week, so stay tuned.

Until next time,

Patty <3


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