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October 25, 2012
Hidey ho my spooky little love monkeys!
Are you getting all ready for Halloween? We are in full swing here in mi casa! The Main Street Zombie March is on Saturday and I’m so freaking excited I can’t even stand it!! Not only am I excited to participate and shamble my booty off down Main Street, BUT Divinity bookmarks and tattoos are going to be there! Oh yeah, you read that right! Are you in the Santa Clarita area (or there abouts) and want to get your hands on some cool swag or just want to get your shamble on, come on by Brave New World Comics and join us! It’s going to be super fun!!
And on top of all the zombie fun, Yours Truly is participating in not one, not two, but THREE giveaways!! Halloween is like my Christmas so why not give some gifts out to my little love monkeys? Check out the deets…
There is a chance to win, not only Divinity, but three other Omnific titles via A Tale of Many Reviews!
Also, there is not only an ebook giveaway but there is also a spooky excerpt from Divinity over at Sam, Elena & Rhonda’s Awesomeness!
Whew! All kinds of fun huh?! And, of course it’s Thursday so be sure to check out Omnific’s Author! Author! Blog Bounce! to see what’s going on with everyone else!!
Okay, that’s all I have for you my dears, I’m off to work on my zombie costume, these things don’t splatter blood on themselves ya know 😉
Until next time,
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October 12, 2012
Happy Friday my spookity little love monkeys! Did you hollow out this week like a great big pumpkin ready for carving? You’re jack-0-lanterny right you did!
What? Did I say freebie? You’re freakity freaking right I did! You, YES YOU, reading this blog RIGHT NOW can download Clarity, the Divinity prequel short, FOR FREE from Omnific Publishing! That’s right, FO’ FREE!
This is only for a limited time so get while the gettin’s good! And if you could be so kind as to leave a little review or just a rating over at Goodreads, that would be just the awesomest of awesome! Share with your friends, this is a great way to get a taste of what is in store for you inside the pages of Divinity!
Now, onto zombie march news! I’m so excited for the march!! I have purchased the most awesome thing ever, a zombie baby! We’re not talking any old zombie baby, oh no, Horace (yes I named him) doesn’t just sit there doing nothing, he wiggles, growls and laughs when you push his belly! You have no idea how much I love his little veiny head, I can’t wait to put him in a baby carrier, give his a splash of some fresh blood and give him a disembodied finger to gnaw on 🙂 If only I can get my girls to leave him be. Seriously, they carry him around the house and beg to make him wiggle and growl. I swear, they are going to run out his battery before the zombie march can get here.
Alrighty, that’s all I have for you today my darlings. Don’t forget to download your free copy of Clarity! Stay tuned for more blog fun!
Until next time,
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October 5, 2012
Happy Friday my cheeky little love monkeys! Did you toss this week back like a martini; shaken, not stirred? You’re 007 right you did!
Alrighty my lovelies, you might have seen some talk on Facebook and Twitter about a Divinity prequel short. Well I’m here to tell you that it is true and my awesome publisher, Omnific Publishing, is working diligently to get it up and running for my wonderful readers! Until then, let me share with you the amazing cover and the official back cover summary!
Gasping for air inside an ice-filled tub. Convulsing from an electric shock to the brain. Struggling against restraints that bind and gag…
Just another day at Agnews, The Great Asylum for the Insane.
But for Evelyn, the night is so much worse.
“Demons—wearing white coats and crisp white hats—prowled the halls, searching for a patient who would serve as their evening’s entertainment. And from the moment I’d arrived, I seemed to be their favorite play toy.”
A young woman committed to the asylum during the late 19th century, Evelyn knows she isn’t insane, that the creatures she sees and suffers at the clawed hands of aren’t hallucinations. Yet she’s all alone but for their unholy company and the doctors trying to vanquish these “visions.”
All alone but for the others who can see what Evelyn sees, too. And they’re coming for her.
In this short-story prequel to Patricia Leever’s Divinity, we meet Evelyn Brighton before the tattoos—before a century of training and supernatural combat makes her an official bad-ass. Both eerie and endearing, Clarity transports us back to Evelyn’s origins, revealing the crucial turning point that delivers her from misunderstood maiden to deadly demon hunter.
Now when I saw this cover I couldn’t help but see what it would look like next to Divinity and you know what? It’s looks so freaking COOL!
And then I thought, you know what, that would make a freaking awesome wallpaper so I slapped that sucker on my laptop AND my phone and you can too! Just right click and save and you too can have Evie as your wallpaper!!
I’m still waiting to hear when Clarity will be released, but I do know what it will be really really soon and of course as soon as mama monkey knows, my little love monkeys will know, so stay tuned!
Be go to each other and have an awesome weekend!
Until next time,
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October 1, 2012
Greetings me spooky little love monkeys! Did everyone have a grand time following the Divinity Blog Tour?
I know, I know, I dang near missed the Monday bus, but good lord, it’s been one of those days! Holy Toledo, I didn’t think I’d EVER get to sit down!
Well, now that the blog tour is done, I’m going to be trying to get back into my blog schedule, which means it’s Music Monday time! YAY!!
And since it’s October this month’s blog is going to be chock full of my favorite thing, HALLOWEEN!!! WOOHOO!!!
I’m going to bring you some of my favorite Halloween things, including how things are going with my Zombie March 2012 costume 🙂
So, let’s get this party started!! This song here is very new and albeit not technically Halloween-y, but it is the way I listen to it, let’s take a look at Kiss You Inside Out by Hedley
Like I said, on the surface this sounds like a very lovey dovey song and he just loves her so much right?
Yeah, well, when I here this song, a twisted little horror movie plays out in my head. I’m seeing this handsome dude that goes to bars and picks up unsuspecting girls to take back to his hotel room/apartment/house to seduce. In said seduction, he has his little ritual where he’s pampering them and making them feel all special and stuff until he goes to kiss them…
That’s when my twisted wee brain takes over and I can see him literally kissing them inside out. Hmmm, maybe this is fodder for a new demon in an upcoming book. A demon that literally kisses his victims inside out only to leave the empty husk laying around like a shirt that’s been discarded. And you have no idea how much I giggle when this song is on!
Yes, I realize how twisted this all sounds and I quite possibly need help, but really, “normal” Patty is quite boring and I only let her out when I need to be all serious and junk 😉
By the way, don’t forget that it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month so get your boobies checked! As much as I loathe the beasts I lug around on my chest, I think dying would suck a whole lot more. So get your mamograms and do your boobie checks! DO IT!
Okay, I’m outtie my squishy little marshmallow peepy love monkeys! Stay tuned, for more blog fun and updates on the Zombie March 2012 costume project!
Until next time,