Oh My Monday!


Posted on by Patricia Leever

Greetings my sweet and gorgeous love monkeys!

So, who woke up like this today?

Or this

Or God forbid this!

If so, I’m here for you, because..

The weird thing is, I didn’t have a single drink, but I still feel like this. Probably because we had a birthday party for the twins and then went right from that into a Super Bowl party. Party times from 11-7 last night. I’m freaking pooped man!

I have to know, what did you think of Madonna’s Halftime show? I gotta say, and I’m a Madonna fan, I was seriously underwhelmed. It started off with promise but then it just sort of went downhill from there for me. And I understand that in circumstances such as a Super Bowl Halftime show might call for lip-syncing, but it was bad lip-syncing. Really bad. I did enjoy CeeLo because he at least looked like he was really singing and of course, LMAFO because quite frankly, they make me LMAFO!

As far as the next book is going, I’ve only got three chapters and an epilogue to go through and pass on to my pre-reader before I pitch it to the publisher! I start to work like a madwoman at this point because I start to get excited for the end. It’s so weird because I wrote the damn thing and yet the energy and tension feeds me as if I was creating it for the first time. I don’t know maybe my fellow authors will understand that or maybe I’m just a weirdo πŸ˜›

Well, that’s all I have for you today my darlings, have a glorious day and stay tuned for more blogtastic fun later in the week!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Oh My Monday; Happy New Year!!


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Happy New Year my sparkly little love monkeys! Well, we made it into 2012 and the world didn’t end!

YAY!

As you can see, I did not fall off the face of the Internet, I just hit my bandwidth limit for the month, probably over doing it with the pretty boy photos. Oopsie, my bad.

But they were worth it right?

So, what does this New Year bring for you? Anything exciting?

For me, I’m hoping to bring you another tale from my wee little brain. I’m hard at work getting it ready to present to my amazing publisher. I don’t want to give too much away but I can say that this one is a different genre than Cat O’ Nine Tails. This one is more along the lines of Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance and it will be the first book in a series of 3!

I also plan to discover the, as yet undiscovered, secret pocket in every woman’s bladder. You know which one I’m talking about right? The one that has some sort of valve the releases whenever you cough or sneeze, thus releasing a squirt. I’m calling it the D-Pocket, that’s short for the Damn it Pocket because that is what you say whenever it releases. Don’t believe me? just wait until it happens again, the first words out of your mouth will be, “Damn it!”

And yes, it is secret from your bladder because you could have just gone to the restroom, sneeze/cough and sure as hell you will have a squirt. I should also note that jumping, running or laughing could also trigger the release of said D-Pocket.

So, if you happened to miss the last blog post you can find it here, there are pretty pictures, so be sure to check it!

Well, that’s all I have for you today. I will be back later this week, so stay tuned.

Until next time,

Patty <3

 

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Oh My Monday!


Posted on by Patricia Leever

Greetings my little gingerbread love monkeys!

Speaking of gingerbread, I am enjoying a bit of gingerbread house roof with my coffee this morning. Yum!

And speaking of yum I shall move on to the “Oh MY!” section of Oh My Monday!

All together now..

OH MY!

Who knew putting lights up on one’s Christmas tree could be so much fun? It has always been that one part of putting up the tree that I have always dreaded, hence my having a tree with the lights already on it. However, I may have to re-think my tree lighting options πŸ˜‰

Well, this is a short but sweet little blog as I have eleventy billion things to get done today. Seriously, go the store to get tights & shoes for the girls, a dress shirt for the middle boy, take and pick up the oldest boy at odd times because of finals, pick up the rest of the kids, wrap presents, the middle boy has Winter program rehearsal, the girls have their winter program AND the boys have their Civil Air Patrol Christmas party. Needless to say, I’m a busy little elf today.

Stay tuned later in the week and see what other pretties I can find for you πŸ™‚

Until next time,

Patty <3

 

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Oh My Monday!


Posted on by Patricia Leever

Greetings my hall decking little love monkeys!

Have you gotten all your holiday shopping done? I can happily say that I have! GO ME! Now I just have to wrap it all. Oy.

So, just a couple of things for you today, one, I found this looking for some sexy Christmas man and if I had to see it, so do you.

Note: this photo is labeled “wrongsanta” in my files because the levels of wrong that this is..well, there just aren’t enough levels OF wrong for this.

Okay, now seriously, first, head on over to Omnific Publishing and buy that romance novel for that romance novel lover in your life, because you have 4 more days to be entered to win a $100 Amazon gift card! Want more deets? Check out Omnific’s Blog!

Also, check out Book-n-Kisses and see what my favorite things about winter are and enter to win an e-copy of Cat O’ Nine Tails and swag package!

And don’t forget, you can get your Cat O’ Nine Tails wear over at the Official Cat O’ Nine Tails Merch Store!

That’s all I have for you today my darlings, stay tuned for more blog fun later this week!

Until next time,

Patty <3

Okay, here’s a pretty to make up for the Wrong Santa

Orrin makes is all better, doesn’t he πŸ˜‰

 

 

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Oh My Monday!


Posted on by Patricia Leever

Greetings my ramalamadingdong little love monkeys!

So, I got some exciting news last night! I could tell you right now, but even if I tell you about it, you can’t act on said excitedness quite yet. That being said, as soon as I get the go-ahead, I promise I will let you know, it may even call for a special blog!

Everyone all together now, Oooooooo Ahhhhhhhh!

That’s pretty much all I have for you today so, to make up for the Teasy McTeaserson air of this blog I shall give you something pretty to look at, because that’s just how I roll.

Oh, okay, since it’s the holidays..

 

Right! Ho-ho-ho!

Stay tuned for goodies later in the week!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Oh My Monday!


Posted on by Patricia Leever

Greetings my loverly little love monkeys!

Did you all have a great Thanksgiving? Did you venture out into the insanity that is Black Friday?

I had a great time relaxing with my amazing family and I didn’t go anywhere NEAR a store on Black Friday! That’s right, I can honestly say there is nothing I want bad enough to camp out or risk getting pepper sprayed over. Crazy business!

Speaking of the holidays, did you want to give your loved ones the gift of getting one’s pirate on by gifting them Cat O’ Nine Tails? Would you like said gift to be signed by me AND have a complete swag set to accompany said piratey goodness?

Well, you CAN! All you need to do is shoot me an email at patricialeever@gmail.com with who you would like the bookplate made out to and I will send you a personalized bookplate and complete swag set for your loved one. Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like the gift of naughty pirates πŸ˜€

Well, I’ve got to get my rear in gear and get my grocery shopping done as it looks like Old Mother Hubbard lives here. Have a great day my darlings, and stay tuned for more bloggity fun later this week!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Oh My Monday – The Thanksgiving Edition!


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Greetings my gobbly little love monkeys!

So it’s Monday and time for the Oh My Monday Thanksgiving Edition of Oh My Monday!

Now, I wanted to find some photos of some pretty boys cooking a lavish Thanksgiving feast for my love monkeys, but alas, I couldn’t find any so you’ll just have to settle for what I did find and use those sparkly little imaginations of yours.

I thought Chris Evens, Captain America himself, was fitting yes? I’m going with yes, since this is an American holiday but really, do I really need a reason?

Moving on, let us not forget about all the tasty deserts we will partake in, pies, cakes, or I don’t know, chocolate anyone?

And once you’re wee bellies are full and the tryptophan from the turkey is setting in, snuggle down for a nap. And of course, napping with a buddy is always the best way to nap, right?

But in all seriousness, I want to wish all my little love monkeys a very very Happy Thanksgiving, both here in the states and around the world because I am thankful for each and every one of you!Β Without my little love monkeys I’d just be some random chick sitting in her pajamas blogging about her insane life, the dirty stories she cooks up in her noggin and the pretty boys that go with said dirty stories.

I’m thankful for Elizabeth Harper, the owner of Omnific Publishing, and my amazing Omnific family. I am living my dream in the best of ways with the best of people.

I am also thankful that I have them most amazingly supportive family and friends in the world! You all amaze me everyday with your support and love for what I do, I truly could not have done any of this without you all behind me.

So, I put this question to you, my darlings, what are YOU thankful for?

Just an FYI, this is going to be my only post this week as I’m taking the week to spend time with my family.

Have a wonderful holiday, my turkeytastic little love monkeys, hug the ones you love and let them know you are thankful for them, not just on Thursday, but every day. Be safe and watch out for the cray cray shoppers on Friday. Me? I’m going to be nursing my Thanksgiving food hangover πŸ˜‰

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Oh My Monday!


Posted on by Patricia Leever

Greetings my sunny little love monkeys!

Well, I don’t know about y’all, but I have one insane week ahead of me. Not that my weeks aren’t insane on the regular, but it’s parent teacher conference week. Oy.

Now mind you, I have 4 kids and I’ve been through eleventy billion parent teacher conferences so you’d think I’d be an pro at these. Yeah, not so much. I will be a nervous wreck the entire week because I’m a freak like that.

Oh! I have a new interview up! Be sure to head on over to Bitten by Paranormal Romance and check out my interview with Laurie of BBPR!

Thank you so much Laurie, I had a great time!

Alrighty darlings, that’s all I have for you today, it is once again time for me to strap on my super mom/Suzy Homemaker cape and hit the market! Stay tuned for more blog fun later this week!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Oh My Monday!


Posted on by Patricia Leever

Greetings my groovy little love monkeys!

This is going to be a short little bit today, darlings, but as promised, I will announce the winner of the signed copy of Cat O’ Nine Tails and swag set in the latest giveaway!

Nicki!

Congratulations, Nicki, your copy will be in the mail post haste!

Well, that’s all I have for you today, I told you this was going to be short one. That being said, stay tuned later in the weeks for some more blogging fun!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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Oh My Monday!


Posted on by Patricia Leever

Greetings my spooktastic little love monkeys!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Did you go to any Halloween parties over the weekend? I DID! And did you dress up like a pirate for the pirate costume contest? I DID!!

Okay, so I can’t win because it’s my contest, but I figured I’d get the ball rolling and show my scurvy little love monkeys how I got MY pirate on! Don’t forget, YOU could win a signed copy of Cat O’ Nine Tails and swag for your pirate costume! So, lemme see them photos of you, your hubs/wifey, your offspring or your dog/cat (if your cat is so inclined) said photo can be something from this year or even from past Halloween times, clearly I’m not picky. Just send them on to me via email, patricialeever@gmail.com or you can pop on over and share it on my Facebook Page, you have until midnight PST, Thursday (Nov. 3rd) to get your photo in for consideration.

And, today is your last day of Lisa Sanchez’s Halloween Blog Hop and to share your favorite Halloween memory with me to be entered to win a signed copy of Cat O’ Nine Tails and swag, deets on Friday’s Happy Friday Blog. Be sure to check out all of the other hop stops, everyone is giving something away, don’t miss out!

Alrighty, go forth my darling little love monkeys and GET YOUR PIRATE ON! Have a happy and safe Halloween and stay tuned for more blogging fun later in the week!

Until next time,

Patty <3

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